You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
kristin has been a bad kristin
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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