I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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