I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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