I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
