have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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