my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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