explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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