Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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