By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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