You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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