I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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