But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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