no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
