you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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