I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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