Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
