Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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