So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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