What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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