are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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