He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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