1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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