i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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