I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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