if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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