very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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