we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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