new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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