But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
