so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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