You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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