Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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