I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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