i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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