She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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