at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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