just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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