In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
