I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You're breaking my sexual little heart
there is puke in my bra ... again
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