When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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