I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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