Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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