i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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