piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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