the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
