dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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