Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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