Sry I called you an 8
oh god the rape fog is back!
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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