Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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