no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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