there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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