3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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